Monday, August 3, 2009

Which car do you drive ...

Michael, Francis and Ubaldo are standing at the Gates of Heaven being interviewed by St. Peter.


“Ok you, Michael, how many times did you cheat on your wife??”

“Let me be honest Peter. I've been seeing at least two or three different women a year all my married life”.

“Ok, your car in heaven is that Hyundai Santro there. Goodbye.”


St. Peter turns to Francis, “How many times did you cheat on your wife??”

Francis replies, “I must admit that in fifteen years of marriage I did cheat on my wife twice.”

St. Peter says, “OK, your car in heaven is that Honda Civic. Here’s the key. Get going!”


He then looks at Ubaldo, “And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife??”

Ubaldo lifts his head high and replies, “I am proud to say that in over twenty years of marriage, I never cheated on my wife.

In fact, my beloved has been dead for two years now and I remained celibate the whole time!”

St Peter replies, “Very impressive. Your car in heaven is that BMW Z4-M Roadster convertible. Goodbye!”


Michael and Francis have driven off and are in a car park nearby waiting for their friend. Ubaldo turns up in his BMW but he is crying his heart out.

Michael asks, “Arrre! What's the matter with you? We should be crying. We're stuck with these cheaper models and you got an expensive BMW!"

Between sobs Ubaldo explains, “I just saw my wife driving a Nano!”

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"Know thyself " that is get acquainted with what you know, and what you can do ...
Keep SMiling Always
Dharme

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Confidence + Trust + Hope = U

Very good morning
Confidence + Trust + Hope = U


CONFIDENCE

Once, all village people decided to pray for rain.

On the day of prayer all people gathered and only one boy

came with an Umbrella,

that's Confidence

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TRUST

Trust should be like the feeling of a one year old baby

when you throw him in the air,

he laughs......because he knows you will catch him;

that's Trust

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HOPE

Every night we go to bed,

we have no assurance to get up alive in the next morning

but still you have plans for the coming day ;

that's Hope

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CONFIDENCE, TRUST & NEVER LOSE HOPE!